Vladimir Putin’s elite bodyguards ‘box up his poo and return it under armed guard.’

According to reports, Vladimir Putin’s special guards are tasked with the unpleasant task of packaging up his excrement and placing it in briefcases to be taken home during foreign visits.

Vladimir Putin’s elite bodyguards have been quietly bringing home his poo from foreign trips without making a fuss, fueling speculation that he suffers from a hidden illness.

Over the years, the Russian president has cultivated the image of a virile and macho leader who can be seen out hunting or riding horses bare-backed.

However, in recent months, he has appeared more frail and possibly puffy in the face, which some have attributed to steroid use for an illness.

And now, news that Putin’s excrement is brought home when he travels abroad has sparked speculation that this is done so that Western powers do not discover any evidence of illness from his toilet visit.

According to Paris Match, citing veteran Russian journalists, the regime’s Federal Protection Service is tasked with the unpleasant task of collecting his faeces and keeping it under armed guard.

The faeces is allegedly packaged and placed in a briefcase for safe transport back to Russia.

This is not a new phenomenon, as it occurred when Putin visited France in May 2017 and Saudi Arabia in 2019, according to the magazine.